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Top Ten Signs You Have Been Spending Too Much Time Web Surfing
- You start shaking just thinking about another cup of Joe.
- You haven't seen sunlight for over 48 hours.
- People are only virtual objects.
- Food becomes optional.
- Living in a pigeon hole seems like a good idea.
- You and your digital environment become one.
- You take your laptop or tablet to the toilet.
- You start forgetting to blink.
- The thought "sleep is so not essential" becomes the norm.
- Excedrin is life.