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  Top Ten Signs You Have Been Spending Too Much Time Web Surfing

  1. You start shaking just thinking about another cup of Joe.
  2. You haven't seen sunlight for over 48 hours.
  3. People are only virtual objects.
  4. Food becomes optional.
  5. Living in a pigeon hole seems like a good idea.
  6. You and your digital environment become one.
  7. You take your laptop or tablet to the toilet.
  8. You start forgetting to blink.
  9. The thought "sleep is so not essential" becomes the norm.
  10. Excedrin is life.